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★ STRATEGIC PENGUIN RESERVE ★ PENGUINS DON'T FLY. THEY DON'T SELL. THEY HUDDLE. ★ $SPR TO THE MOON ★ AIRDROP EVERY 10 MIN ★

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📈 MARKET CAP
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💵 PRICE
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📊 24H VOLUME
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💰 TREASURY SOL
0.0000
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🐧 TREASURY $PENGUIN
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👥 ELIGIBLE HOLDERS
0
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🎉 TOTAL AIRDROPS
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0 $PENGUIN sent
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THE FLYWHEEL

You buy $SPR ↓ People trade $SPR ↓ Creator fees generated ↓ 70% buys $PENGUIN automatically ↓ $PENGUIN lands in your wallet every 10 min

That's it. No staking. No claiming. No bullshit.

THE SPLIT

Every $SPR trade generates creator fees:

Split Use
70% Swapped to $PENGUIN → Airdropped to holders
30% Keeps the flywheel running

More volume = more $PENGUIN = bigger bags for everyone holding

MINIMUM TO QUALIFY

100,000 $SPR

Hold 100k+ and $PENGUIN airdrops hit your wallet automatically every 10 minutes.

SOLD? NO STRESS

The bot checks holdings before each airdrop.

Sold your $SPR? You'll miss that cycle and your share goes to holders.

But no permanent blacklist or any of that. Learn your lesson, buy back in, hold 100k+, and you're back in the next cycle stacking $PENGUIN again.

We've all papered before. Just get back in the game.

WHY NOT JUST BUY $PENGUIN?

Be honest with yourself ser.

You saw $PENGUIN at 500k mcap. You aped. You papered at the first dip. Now it's 100x'd and you're posting "still early" cope.

We get it. We've all been there.

$SPR fixes this.

DOUBLE EXPOSURE

What you get How
$SPR price action You hold the token, it pumps, you win
FREE $PENGUIN Airdropped every 10 min just for holding
Double exposure $SPR moons + $PENGUIN moons = you moon twice

THE POINT

We believe $PENGUIN is going to billions.

$SPR lets you stack bags without risking your sacred SOL on a direct buy you'll probably panic sell anyway.

You literally can't paper the $PENGUIN because it just keeps showing up in your wallet. No selling. No panic. Just accumulation.

TLDR

  • $PENGUIN is going to the mountains (and probably billions)
  • You'll paper it if you buy directly (be honest)
  • $SPR = chill way to stack $PENGUIN
  • Hold $SPR → get price action → get free $PENGUIN
  • Double exposure, zero stress

FAQ

wen airdrop?
Every 10 minutes. Set a timer if you want but it just happens.
how much $PENGUIN will I get?
Depends on volume and how much $SPR you hold. More $SPR = bigger share.
do I need to claim?
No. It hits your wallet automatically.
what's the minimum?
100,000 $SPR to qualify for airdrops.
what if $PENGUIN goes to a billion?
Then your free airdrops are worth a lot more than you paid for $SPR. That's the point.
why would I buy this instead of just $PENGUIN?
Because you'll paper $PENGUIN. You know it. We know it. $SPR forces you to accumulate without your shaky hands getting in the way.
what if I sell and want back in?
No problem. Buy back 100k+ $SPR and you're eligible for the next airdrop cycle. No permanent bans. Just missed the cycles when you weren't holding.